10.10.03
my babu will leave me for exactly one week tomorrow morning for an artistic missionary trip to trinidad
10.08.03
loudmouth hypocrite rush limbaugh should OD on double deep fried twinkies filled with oxycontin cream
10.07.03
heil mein hollywood fuhrer! constitution be damned i say 2 outta 3 ain't bad! ex-terminator for president!
07.17.03
PinkoThinker: so why are you not here anymore?
PinkoThinker: it kinda sux
Taxi Smoke: i don't know...
Taxi Smoke: i'm stupid
Taxi Smoke: and you're stupid for letting me go
PinkoThinker: stupid i am
PinkoThinker: no joke
Taxi Smoke: i started to cry as soon as i lost sight of you
Taxi Smoke: and i cry a lot now
PinkoThinker: i didn't know what to do with myself
PinkoThinker: after you walked away
PinkoThinker: i couldn't see you thru the window it was black
07.01.03
once again a great tragedy has befallen our nation. of course i refer to the practically simultaneous loss of senator strom methusaleh thurmond and buddy haha hackett. one of these men ran for president on a pro segregation platform in 1948 [almost a century after the civil war] against dewey who was hanged incidentally when the true nature of his infamous decimal system was revealed, and incumbent harry S truman whose middle name was satan in case you didn't know ...and the other was the only man who could ever understand the love bug but i always seem to forget which one was which so join me in a moment of silence and perhaps together we can send one of these illustrious men on a long overdue vacation to hell, and the other to his choice of chinese restaurant, respectively.
06.28.03
thank god bloomberg has done away with the antiquated blue laws at last because when a man wakes up in new york city on a sunday before noon he needs something to wash down that $10 pack of cigarettes and somehow forget about the fine he has to pay for walking the wrong way down a one way street, or dancing in a designated no dancing zone when he knows damn well he has two left feet. if there's one community you can count on to come through in a pinch and pay the bills no matter how astronomical, it is without a doubt the alcoholics. this bud's for bloomberg. bottoms up!
06.20.03
considering the current instability of foreign affairs i vote we dub the new 51st state iraqansas in the interest of a truly diplomatic transition for all parties involved. so let me be the first to welcome you to the union, whether you like it or not really don't make no nevermind to us. at this rate, poland should be a cinch and if it's an influx of americans the french want now i reckon we got `em right where we want `em.
06.16.03
it is with great dismay and even less regret that i launch this invective against contrived bubblegum icons at large. promising prefab celebrity careers with the delicious potential for a downward spiral redemption aside, i am of the belief that the overfed american public would be better off if these latest pseudostar darlings were to be stripped and hog-tied au naturel, doused with tangy bbq sauce and set upon by one piqued iron mike tyson for possibly the greatest television event of the century... and they thought simon was rough? technically, you would need the combined 15 minute fame of at least four more fresh-faced flash in the pan pop wannabes to carry this surefire feature-length flop through the end credits.
06.13.03
a friday the 13th marathon not to be missed. an overdose on this kind of prototypical camp will only make me stronger in the end and as i while away the hours in this gloomy little room i wonder what it might be like to set off on a one way weekend to the moon. the ladies up there are eager to please and they know a good thing when they see it. every gilded lily bathed in neon for good measure. fresh mammon served raw over a hotbed of heavenly indiscretion and a complimentary mint on your pillow in the morning for dessert.
06.09.03
the local spawn has drawn a chalk line that runs the entire sidewalk with arbitrary arrows here and there at an exact perpendicular tangent pointing in the direction of this or that home and emphasized by a violent repeated stroke to indicate underneath in colorful capital letters who to KILL but i was spared.
06.08.03
SmiLiNRuDeBoy: you wanna take a ride?
DiRTeLiLmunKy: what? the mall?
SmiLiNRuDeBoy: ugh....i think i'm gonna puke
DiRTeLiLmunKy: oops!
DiRTeLiLmunKy: boogers
SmiLiNRuDeBoy: you heard me...
DiRTeLiLmunKy: rillybig shooo
DiRTeLiLmunKy: thas it
SmiLiNRuDeBoy: so... have you heard about the monkey pox?
DiRTeLiLmunKy: yea those monkeys just don't know when to quit
06.05.03
expect a timely unexpected visit from a longlost brother bent on his own destruction. all he wants for xmas is another way to say anything that starts with the letter L. we supped at the infamous Mickey de la D's and discussed at great length the inevitable downfall of maladjusted allies en route.
06.02.03
now all i gotta do... unnngh
05.27.03
no update for almost 2 weeks. you must hate me. yes i have neglected you. i do apologize. please forgive me.
an ode to the grains that have passed through the hourglass... in the meantime i have seen james brown downtown for free on his birthday,
been rear-ended by my landlord at a green light, and tonight while walking home alone from a local hole in the wall
i retrieved 1 perfectly good unicycle from the trash. i believe it is safe to assume that somebody in this town
does not fully fathom the value of useless novelty. until we meet again my pretties and now i must away for the dawn doth break.
05.16.03
at last the film section is done. i have added all of the review pages which are filled at this point with gibberish and must now be substituted with real content. there are quite a few and it could take some time but at least the pages are there. although i have only seen fit to include the cream of the crop and anything you see inside is among the best of all time. nobody could go wrong by choosing any of the books/albums/films that appear here even before any formal reviews are posted.
05.14.03
wow it got so late that it could now legally be considered early. i added a pretty rad little flash navigation aid
to the pages that are done so far, and i whipped up an icon. i think it's kinda keen. now i gotta goto bed. tomorrow is another day so bring it on.
to be continued.
05.13.03
tuesday, the 13th...
i had a job interview today but i got no sleep last night. as soon as i get there
i remember that i forgot to brush my hair and change my underwear. i was early
and i told him i knew i had only been invited in an attempt to trick me sumhow
that i might divulge my personal forecast for the fortune of this particular new development.
"quid pro quo!" i challenged him. "i know you must be worried about godzilla or that giant
from the beanstalk coming down this way and wreaking havoc or just wreckin the joint
before you can even recoup the cost of construction but i believe you will be relatively
safe at this location unless, that is, we leave behemoth crumbs behind us overnight
because we run the risk of attracting elephantine cockroaches and those, in case you
didn't know, are what godzilla eats, of course. they come from east new york." i said,
and as i was escorted out of the office i asked him politely not to call me between
the hours of 6AM and 6PM, if i did indeed get the job. these are the hours i tend to spend alone in a coma at home.
05.12.03
double click drag highlight copy file save as highlight paste backspace and enter
fill in file name 3 times file save as enter let me just say that great invisible
progress has been made. i like to work under cover of night so that nobody will
catch me being ambitious or overly productive. i would rather they all believe
i am a lazy drunk and a lousy lay to boot instead of the wannabe geek insomniac psycho that i am.
05.11.03
5AM and i have completed almost all of the film section, posting the images at least.
i wish i had a clone who would do all this work and do it right while i slept.
i still need to work on content for the student, photo, email, travel, gift, and software sections.
that sounds like a lot of work... but i've been at this for hours now and tomorrow
is mother's day so off to bed i go for now.
05.09.03
i suppose an introduction is in order. you will find, within, the greatest music, film, and literature with which i am familiar.
my tastes may not suit those of the majority, as a matter of fact i am reasonably certain that they do not, hence the name of the site.
my interests are many and i love to learn, as long as there's no homework. i hate homework. i have created this site for those
who tend to cringe at top 40 and recognize typical corporate mind control tactics.
05.07.03
this would be the future home of my site. it's a 1 man show so it's taking some time to tackle.
i had no idea how much work it would be when i began but i do enjoy the process, pain-staking tho it may be.
i have been working on it now for just under 6 months on and off, and i must say i am quite happy with the results so far.
the navigation and basic site structure is solid now so the tracks have been laid already.
all that needs to be done now is the addition of the content.
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